- friend: someone told me you look like an owl
- me: who?
- the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
- One day at school I went around saying this to everyone I contacted and none of them thought it was as funny as I did .
- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
